Popular fortnite streamer Ninja has reportedly been admitted to a New York mental asylum just days after failing to get a crowd of one million in Times Square to do the popular fortnite floss dance. His manager confirmed on Wednesday that he had been suffering from a rare disease called Fornite-Virgin Syndrome alongside another disease; Ligma.

In other news New Zealand has been awarded by the Guinness book of world records the world record for the highest number of Big Chunguses hunted however animal rights group PETA has condemned the award saying its akin to genocide and as the animal is now facing extinction. A spokesperson for PETA Oceana said ‘the fact that this barbaric behaviour is being glorified by the Guinness book of world records is disgusting and shameful.’

The Canadian environmentary department has urged people to stop throwing used toasters into freshwater lakes after several hundred fish rose to the surface in British Columbia due to ingesting the toasters which has been popularised by contrevertial website; 4chan recently acquired by Tesla CEO Elon Musk.

And now for the weather with Tomasz Schafernaker.

After a cold and frosty week temperatures are expected to climb once again this weekend with a spate of mild air from the Atlantic high pressure zone pushing further inland. You should see sunny spells in most areas with a low of 3 degrees.