🐾 rigby

years from now

The year is 2023. The sea level has risen another 5000 feet, and Budster is attempting to convince Pamela to RIIR the live editor with a custom JS engine that bars the window object once and for all. \“The computing platform gets about five hits a day, there’s no point to this\” Pamela argues. Budster’s dingo eyes widen. \“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment? Do you know how long I’ve looked at those six-year-olds who thought they were so cool by returning this in IIFE and growled in my mind? Do you know what it’s like to be hanging on a thin string connected to sheer glory while dangling over the chasm of death? Do you-\”. Before Budster can finish his monologue, a little notification sounds on his mobile phone. It’s an email from KA. The CS platform has been shut down, as College Board decided it was no longer necessary.

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Matthias on 2019-02-24

OJSE has merged with Rigby, and now includes Discord-style live chat. The entire front end is written in React. All pages take at least a minute to load. Matthias cries out, “why don’t we switch to this nice website I’ve built.” No one listens. GRIBFILE #5 is supposedly being written but Bding hasn’t spoken to anyone since *the incident*.

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panda on 2019-02-25

ok now this is epic

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