January 5th is upon us and the big questions is WILL THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DIE ON JAN 5?

The answer is: Coming soon
However
Alex Younger CMG - Director of the MI6 in Vauxhall, London has said that reddit.com shall be put under review and surveillance until further notice and all accounts are to be added to a government watchlist as part of the UK’s PREVENT program

In other news US President Dolan Dark has said he is ready to shut down the government ‘for years’ after the government failed to reach a budget deal on weather homeless shelters should be allowed to supply honey popcorn in an effort to buy more cleaning supplies.
Senate Majority Leader Maximillan O’Connor said on Monday that ‘it is an absolute disgrace that people who are making out to help people are in fact exploiting one of our biggest industries’

Frito Lay Co has declined to comment.

Canadian Prime Minister Jake Chudnow has proposed a solution to the ongoing arctic migrant crisis by saying there should be ‘Armed Polar Bears’ guarding the border and that all Polar Bears should be on standby to assist those currently on duty.

And now for business news.
After Stocks opened at 9AM on Thursday in New York Tech Giant Pear fell 10% losing a third of its value afterward
The Dollar buys £0.79 and €0.88

And now for the weather.
After a spate of fog this morning temperatures are expected to drop during the night, the morning shall be cloudy with some sunny spells throughout the afternoon.